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67.2k points
2 months ago
I feel like OP is baiting Star Wars fans and LoTR fans into a fight.
16.7k points
2 months ago
It's really too bad the Godfather was only 2 movies.
11.6k points
2 months ago
Godfather 1, 2, and Goodfellas.
3.9k points
2 months ago
That's the best trilogy of all time
894 points
2 months ago
Goodfellas and My Blue Heaven works better for the purpose of this exercise.
291 points
2 months ago
Cuz you could melt all this stuff.
119 points
2 months ago
The "what's arugula? It's a vegetable" line absolutely kills me every time and I can't explain it.
66 points
2 months ago
I saw it’s a vegetable and cuz you could melt all this stuff all the time to blanks stares. I’m so glad there is someone that’s got my back. One day we will meet and the world will be right. Thank you
17 points
2 months ago
It’s a veg—at—ab—le
5 points
2 months ago
My Blue Heaven is an epic in its own right! sadly there aren't three of them, but I sure wish there was!
5 points
2 months ago
I got your back too. I drop the “melt all this stuff” every time I’m with my wife at the grocery store.
40 points
2 months ago
I frequently buy “Rocket” aka Arugula because I love arugula salads. I would have never known what it was had I not asked for it after seeing “My Blue Heaven”, and 30+ years later I still find myself mimicking “it’s a vegetable” every time I buy it.
32 points
2 months ago
My names Todd, that’s Italian for…. Extra special.
17 points
2 months ago
Remember fellas, green side up, green side up
5 points
2 months ago
I love arugula, and I think about that line a lot.
Me, making a salad, putting some arugula in a bowl: ...
My brain: "It's a ve-ge-ta-ble!"
12 points
2 months ago
Thanksgiving is very big with the Italians. Turkey cacciatore, sweet potato parmesan.
8 points
2 months ago
Throw Johnny Dangerously in as the origin story, or a tie-in with My Cousin Vinny would be fine with me.
8 points
2 months ago
I thought Johnny Dangerously was Bruce Wayne's dad, and that's why Keaton made sense for the first Batman. Chip off the ol' block n' whatnot.
6 points
2 months ago
That's the best time of all trilogies
14 points
2 months ago
D'ya hear what I said, Tone? Heh heh
7 points
2 months ago
hey, sil, do ya remember your first blowjob?
7 points
2 months ago
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.
11 points
2 months ago
Actually Godfather 1, 2, 3 is in the running for best trilogy of all time because the first two were flawless and the third one is fine, but not sublime.
12 points
2 months ago
To be fair even with Godfather 3 being a total turd it still averages to the best trilogy.
1.9k points
2 months ago
Right? And I thought The Matrix might have been good with a couple sequels, but probably best they didn't make any.
697 points
2 months ago
You know I was thinking the exact same thing with Alien and Aliens, they should make a 3rd!
222 points
2 months ago
I've always wanted a Highlander sequel, while we're talking about these things.
320 points
2 months ago
Highlander 2: There should have been only one.
21 points
2 months ago
I literally, and I am literally using the word literally properly here, lol'ed. Thank you.
18 points
2 months ago
I’ve literally been saying this joke for at least 30 years. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
14 points
2 months ago
Highlander 3: The Apology
11 points
2 months ago
Look who's talking three is not getting enough respec on this thread.
4 points
2 months ago
And that one should have sean connery
12 points
2 months ago
I was thinking the same thing as Terminator II. I guess James Cameron didn’t want to do a third.
14 points
2 months ago
They've been trying to make Terminator 3 like, four or five times, but it's never really worked out
9 points
2 months ago
But there can only be one Highlander
26 points
2 months ago
That was a really weird choice they went straight to 3 after the original.
8 points
2 months ago
I think it was ment to be Highlander 3D but the got lost in transit
11 points
2 months ago
I know we're being tongue-in-cheek, but you should know Alien 4 (resurrection) has a mind-blowing easter egg that makes it much more interesting.
It was originally written by Joss Whedon and features the first appearance of the characters of Firefly/Serenity. The studio had some issues with the first script, and brought in two other writers that ruined it, but they left in a few scenes with space pirates that are basically the Serenity crew, although not the same actors or anything.
43 points
2 months ago
I really liked Alien 3...
9 points
2 months ago
They should set it on a wooden planet inhabited by monks).
7 points
2 months ago
Alien 3 assembly cut i hear is pretty good
13 points
2 months ago
Alien 3 was great, you should watch it.
20 points
2 months ago
6 points
2 months ago
Yeah, they did the big plot reveal in the original, so any sequels would just have been going through the motions and padding it out with special effects and fight scenes.
4 points
2 months ago
They'd probably get in over their heads if they tried to match the dope symbology of the original
Prolly end up with just a bunch of clumsy references to prominent philosophy, and getting super hammy with the jesus metaphors
5 points
2 months ago
But fuck they would make those special effects awesome and the fight scenes epic.
4 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I feel the same way about Terminator. I'm sure a third one of those would have been awesome, but the second one kinda said all that needed to be said.
34 points
2 months ago
I really want to watch the third one but I'm wary. The best I've ever heard about it is that "it's not as bad as everybody says."
32 points
2 months ago
It isn't a bad film. I am particularly not-generous when rating film, I think I would only give a 10/10 to two, ever. It's just that one of those two would be Godfather I (while giving Godfather II a 9/10). It suffers by comparison. If 5/10 is average, I'd say Godfather III is a 6/10. It's got some great cinematography, the acting is mostly good, the score is solid. If it wasn't a Godfather movie, people would remember it more fondly.
(If there's any curiosity at all, the other 10/10 in my book would be Animal House)
11 points
2 months ago
If you watched it simply as a standalone movie, completely divorced from the baggage of being a Godfather sequel, and you ignore some of the bad (Sofia Coppola) and bizarre (we get 90's Scent of a Woman Pacino rather than 70's complex and brooding Pacino) performances; then it's just a fairly meh mob movie. Better than some, worse than others. Just thoroughly mediocre.
But the fact that you have to consciously excuse all that before you can even begin to fairly judge it on its own terms means, in my opinion, that it is just a bad movie.
23 points
2 months ago
Serious question; why do people not like Godfather Part 3? It wasn't quite as spectacular as 1 and 2, but I still thought it was good.
16 points
2 months ago*
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11 points
2 months ago
There aren't many movies that are as good as Godfather 1&2.
10 points
2 months ago
It just has impossible expectations to live up to
11 points
2 months ago
I’m so glad they stopped making Indiana Jones movies after the Last Crusade.
4 points
2 months ago
Honestly, I’m going with the Godfather here. Yeah, 3 sucked, but 1 and 2 are probably 2 of the best 10 movies of all time. That does it for me.
3.3k points
2 months ago
But the real answer is back to the future
665 points
2 months ago
My man you know it. "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
26 points
2 months ago
Old man peabody owned all this area and had the plan of breeding pine trees
8 points
2 months ago
At Lone Pine Mall
13 points
2 months ago
To be fair, it was twin pines mall until Marty ran over one with the DeLorean in the fifties.
9 points
2 months ago
It took me years to realize that Marty was Wearing the cast iron plate in BTTF 3 in the shootout with Mad Dog was because Marty paid attention when Biff was watching that exact thing happen to Clint Eastwood during a movie in the casino in BTTF 2.
Such incredible subtle foreshadowing.
7 points
2 months ago
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
7 points
2 months ago
I dramatically put on my sunglasses and just say "Roads." in reference to this, but no one ever gets it.
57 points
2 months ago
I feel like Back to the Future is less of a trilogy and more of one very long 3-part movie.
7 points
2 months ago
Back to the Future, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings. The ultimate trilogy of trilogies.
15 points
2 months ago
3 is my favorite don't hate me
9 points
2 months ago
None of them are actually bad though it really avoids the trap of getting a completely shit third movie.
4 points
2 months ago
I don't know about favorite, but definitely better than the 2nd. But the 2nd is more culturally-relevant since futuristic is cooler than westerns, I guess.
14 points
2 months ago
It's the first thing I thought of.
349 points
2 months ago
I thought this was a Clerks 2 reference
501 points
2 months ago
OK here's the first movie 🚶🏻♀️
and here's this second movie 🚶🏻♀️
and now here's the third movie 🚶🏻♀️💍🌋
298 points
2 months ago
Even the trees walked in those fuckin movies.
10 points
2 months ago
And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.
7 points
2 months ago
Tom Cardy has a great song about this.
18 points
2 months ago
Fucking a
16 points
2 months ago
At the Evening with the Hobbits panel at Fan Expo Boston (which Kevin Smith and the Clerks cast were also at) the moderator asked if they wanted to fire shots back at Kevin Smith. I thought it was about to be hilariously awesome but they (Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd) all paused kinda said something to the effect of “no we’re good, everyone’s allowed an opinion,” and that seemed like an equally great reaction.
6 points
2 months ago
That’s the most Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd thing I’ve ever read. Also, The Friendship Onion run by the last two there is an amazing podcast.
42 points
2 months ago
It should have ended on the one logical ending...
11 points
2 months ago
I laughed my ass off at that scene lol
11 points
2 months ago
I always show lord of the rings fans that clip
7 points
2 months ago
They’re not gay, they’re hobbits!
40 points
2 months ago
"3 Movies of people fucking walking."
34 points
2 months ago
Fuckin A
10 points
2 months ago
That guy is the best part of that scene.
11 points
2 months ago
Danger Danger, my name is Anakin, shitty acting is ruining trilogy
11 points
2 months ago
look at you two whipping out your preciouses
24 points
2 months ago
"Dude is way off"
23 points
2 months ago
Literally vomited
78 points
2 months ago
There's only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi!
18 points
2 months ago
Even the fuckin trees walked in those movies
10 points
2 months ago
He would have ended the third one on the logical closure point, not the 25 endings that followed
25 points
2 months ago
Even Anne Frank can see that.
16 points
2 months ago
If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away, he would have given us a solid ending, not the 27 after.
9 points
2 months ago
And Sam gives Frodo that really gaaaaaay fuckin look….
10 points
2 months ago
Just straight up bricks in frodos mouth
7.1k points
2 months ago
Star Wars fan here. I WISH SW was as good as LOTR.
3.9k points
2 months ago
Yup. Big fan here too. Star Wars is the best movie series of all time, the only flaw it has is that most of the films really suck.
1.9k points
2 months ago
I loved them all individually, but as a series, we're missing a lot of important filler. LOTR is a straight forward and throughout adventure
1.5k points
2 months ago
LOTR exclusively. The Hobbit was straightforward (and amazing) as a book, but as a movie trilogy...*shudders* Talk about filler.
2.4k points
2 months ago
Like butter that's been scrapped over too much toast.
18 points
2 months ago
Just pretend I gilded you for that.
32 points
2 months ago
A better quote in this moment could not have been found.
It's been my favorite quote since I first heard it, felt that knew in my soul, haha. I want it as my epitaph XD
737 points
2 months ago
LOTR = Years of planning before they even start filming.
The Hobbit = Literally making it up on the spot to the point Peter Jackson breaks down
254 points
2 months ago
Yup. All because Guillermo del Toro needed a couple more months, and the studio wanted it done fast, not right.
116 points
2 months ago
Man, they wouldn't wait for del Toro?! I would have loved to see how it would have turned out with him at the wheel. 😩
88 points
2 months ago
The same thing seems to happen to him frequently - like studios seem to not GET that he's a fuckin' artist not a movie mill.
So much so that he has a Wikipedia page full of movies and games we're not going to get lol
5 points
2 months ago
Well, at least it freed him up for his on-screen magnum opus, the character of Pappy McPoyle on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 points
2 months ago
It makes me sad that I live in the universe that didn't get the Guillermo del Toro version.
14 points
2 months ago
Ah, the good ol’ sequel trilogy approach.
84 points
2 months ago
The Hobbit trilogy was painful to watch. The barrel scene — gripping in the novel, embarrassingly childish in the film.
4 points
2 months ago
Well there's that and the source material.
The Lord of the Rings books are over thousand pages altogether.
The Hobbit book is about 290.
They never stood a chance trying to get a trilogy out of what could fit into a single movie.
44 points
2 months ago
2 movies, it should have been 2 movies.
4 points
2 months ago
Yep, as a fan of the books when I saw the first hobbit movie in theaters I remember seeing them standing there at the end of the movie looking at Mt doom in the somewhat near distance, and I was like...."oh no....."
6 points
2 months ago
I watched the extended version not too long ago, about 4hrs each. Still an amazing trilogy, actually better with the extra scenes.
751 points
2 months ago
I recently heard someone say that you can tell someone is a really big Star Wars fan by how much they hate Star Wars.
78 points
2 months ago
The same can be said about wrestling fans.
13 points
2 months ago
But then the same fans will fight to the death about why their preferred promotion is miles better than the others
108 points
2 months ago
I don't hate starwars as much as I hate the people who think it's the best thing ever. I also hate people who wear "bazinga" shirts and there is definetly some overlap.
42 points
2 months ago
I think you really had to experience the movies during the original release in the theaters to understand how amazing they were in context of the time. Seriously spaceships on strings and clay-mation where the cutting edge. Nothing really came close (barring 2001 ASO) most of the FX scenes were short shots of 20 seconds.
If you grew up in the 90s and 200s and watched the original trilogy....they probably kind of suck. TV had better writing and special FX at that point. Kind of like when Pong was released as a video game. Fucking awesome. Now....not so much.
15 points
2 months ago
I definetly try to watch anything I see with the context of when it was made in mind. Everytime I watch 2001, I'm absolutely blown away. Star wars, not so much but 2001 had a way bigger budget and evokes a larger spectrum of emotion.
5 points
2 months ago
Pure and unadulterated hatred.
evokes a larger spectrum of emotion.
8 points
2 months ago
Or by how much they hate Disney. Fuck Disney.
18 points
2 months ago*
I hated the sequel trilogy. It kind of ruined SW for me, in a way. I appreciate the original and prequel trilogies (for different reasons). My head-canon is that the sequels are just fanfiction, but I don't see Disney scraping them and starting over at all.
I just don't have it in me to care all that much any more. I have my nostalgia and love of pre-Disney SW, and that's good enough for me. Some people just take it way too seriously. I definitely don't understand the people who harassed Rose's actress on Twitter, for example. Get a fucking life, for real.
27 points
2 months ago
No, we like the REAL Star Wars. Just not the [arbitrarily insert something other than Empire Strikes Back here] which doesn't count as Star Wars.
28 points
2 months ago
ESB is all that matters, and we all know it.
16 points
2 months ago
Well, that and the Ewok movies.
13 points
2 months ago
And the Holiday Special.
29 points
2 months ago
They're so wrong.
You're not a real star wars fan if you like the prequels. You're not a real star wars fan if you like the sequels. You're not a real star wars fan if you like the OT.
You may not like it, but this is what a real star wars fan looks like.
13 points
2 months ago
Ehhh…while there’s plenty of fanboys who treat it as their personal fiefdom that’s true of all franchises. Comic book guy on the Simpsons works because he can stand in for any fandom you can think of.
SW is just one of the original fandoms and thus is bigger than many others and more noticeable to the culture writ large.
8 points
2 months ago
SW is just one of the original fandoms
*grumbles angrily in Klingon*
12 points
2 months ago
"Inside every cynic is a heartbroken idealist." - George Carlin
9 points
2 months ago
True. We have a couple masterpieces and a lot of straight trash (cough cough THE LAST JEDI cough cough THE RISE OF SKYWALKER cough cough).
105 points
2 months ago
You should watch Andor. Finale dropped today and imho its by far the best from the entire franchise
20 points
2 months ago
Better than Mandalorian ?
64 points
2 months ago
Two very different styles, but I’d honestly say yes. While Mandalorian is more of a spaghetti western style told very well, Andor balances action with the suspense of a fledgling resistance and the line being walked by the people leading it from inside the republic. And people are absolutely acting their hearts out in it.
30 points
2 months ago
Agreed on all points, plus I just love the street level, everyday view Andor gives us of the SW universe.
It, and Rogue One are the best entries in the Star Wars franchise imo (excluding games, of course. Cause then I'd have to include KOTOR and Jedi Knight)
5 points
2 months ago
It might not be better if you're a diehard SW fan, but as a show it's much better. Mando's fan service though was incredible, bringing so many characters back. If you're a star wars fan, nothing can really beat Mandolorian in cool factor, but Andor's writing, worldbuilding, and character development is the best Disney+ has put out so far.
5 points
2 months ago
Episode 8 hurt me too much. I haven't seen a single star wars thing since.
17 points
2 months ago
Original trilogy is classic and while I don't necessarily think they're perfect, they're great films. Hate ewoks though.
I can at least appreciate parts of Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones like the music, battles, characters like Obi-Wan ans Qui-Gon, elements of them. Revenge of the Sith is my second favourite Star Wars film and I'll fight anyone who disagrees with it being good.
The prequels are also good on paper, like the political intrigue and such is a great idea. The fall of the Jedi, literal revenge of the Sith etc. It just wasn't always well executed.
There was no trilogy after the prequels, so no further comments can be made.
3 points
2 months ago
ANDOR is amazing if you haven't seen it...It feels like the "real" star wars universe.
285 points
2 months ago
I prefer the Star Wars universe and lore, but I know the LOTR movies are way better and my favorites
17 points
2 months ago
Yup. There's something so magical about the star wars mythos. I'm a fan for life but they make it tough. Atleast Andor is dope.
1.2k points
2 months ago
Where’s Indiana Jones at. I’ll throw fists.
386 points
2 months ago
Fists! Why did it have to be fists?!
224 points
2 months ago
No time for love Dr. Jones
26 points
2 months ago
Indiana was the dog's name, Henry.
9 points
2 months ago
You were named after the dog?
8 points
2 months ago
Okie Dokie, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
8 points
2 months ago
Doctor Jones, Jones
Calling Doctor Jones
Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones
Wake up now (Wake up now)
6 points
2 months ago
I hate fists.
329 points
2 months ago
One of the few series where the third is the best entry.
70 points
2 months ago
You chose…wisely.
13 points
2 months ago
Juniah!?
34 points
2 months ago
Bold statement - Raiders of the Lost Ark is best in my opinion. Sean Connery is terrific in Last Crusade don’t get me wrong, but let’s not get it twisted.
17 points
2 months ago
Last Crusade is a great distillation of the Indiana Jones series; it really leans into how absurd everything is and is not afraid to be FUN. But Raiders… that movie took cinema a step forward. Kinda like Star Wars or The Social Network (and maybe Everything Everywhere All At Once) it took the best of a genre and made it more perfect.
46 points
2 months ago
Last Crusade is the best 80s film of all time.
24 points
2 months ago
“Best 80s film.. of all time” … of just the 80s.
18 points
2 months ago
I find it too heavy on the comedy, and Temple of Doom too dark. Raider's hits the sweet spot so well.
16 points
2 months ago
Temple of Doom gets a lot of flak today for its racial stereotyping. Otherwise, I think it has some of my favorite set-pieces in the entire trilogy. It may be the darkest one, but in many ways it's has some of the goofiest moments in the series (minus the nuke fridge and Shia swinging with the monkeys in Crystal Skull).
17 points
2 months ago
Crystal Skull? Never heard of it
14 points
2 months ago
All these years removed from it, I don't think it's as terrible as people make it out to be. Indiana Jones, much like Star Wars, is very inspired by serialized shorts like Flash Gordon. Strong characters and punchy action, but sometimes the plot devices used to get from Point A->Point B relied on a bit of silly logic, which isn't uncommon in Indiana Jones.
To be completely honest, the only reason I defend Crystal Skull is because of the very end, when Jones' hat gets knocked off by a breeze, Shia LaBeouf's character picks it up and almost puts it on his head, until Jones snatches it from him and claims it as his own only. I would have been completely devastated if Shia put that hat on, and I could completely understand the hate it gets.
5 points
2 months ago
Honestly? Unpopular opinion coming but I hate Temple of Doom. And I think it is on the same level of badness as Crystal Skull
7 points
2 months ago
I grew up loving Last Crusade more, but nowadays I love Raiders way, way more. I find the humor in Last Crusade can be annoying at times.
5 points
2 months ago
Junior! You call this archeology?
6 points
2 months ago
staring down the sword guy
5 points
2 months ago
I don't care what anyone says, I fuckin love Temple of Doom just as much as the other 2. Good thing they stopped while they were ahead with those 3 movies...yep, all 3 of them are great.
14 points
2 months ago
no ticket!
322 points
2 months ago
I’m a bigger Star Wars fan than LOTR but the LOTR films are much better. I rewatch Star Wars films every Christmas time and the LOTR trilogy every summer.
36 points
2 months ago
Interesting. I watch LOTR every fall and Star Wars every summer.
5 points
2 months ago
Yesss - LOTR in the fall, Harry Potter around Christmas, spring is a mix of everything, and summer is for Star Wars/Jaws.
9 points
2 months ago
If only Star Wars didn't have 9 movies, two spin offs and countless TV series.
22 points
2 months ago
I love the weapons-grade duplicity of this comment.
You're throwing a bone between two dogs and pinning it on someone else in the process.
A true master at work.
7 points
2 months ago
LotR is far better as a trilogy, but everyone here saying that there are no good Star Wars movies is tripping. Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back are both legitimate masterpieces of film production.
22 points
2 months ago
Joke's on OP. Star Wars fans and LoTR fans are pretty much the same overlapping group of nerds.
7 points
2 months ago
Probably more LOTR-SW overlap than SW-Star Trek. SW is a fantasy story set in space, while Trek is more scifi.
4 points
2 months ago
As a LOTR fan, I say: come at me Star Wars fans!
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