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AnnieNotAndy

11.6k points

2 months ago

AnnieNotAndy

11.6k points

2 months ago

Blade trilogy:

Blade

Sling Blade

Blade Runner

meco03211

1.8k points

2 months ago

meco03211

1.8k points

2 months ago

Mmhmm.

Infinite5kor

578 points

2 months ago

Some people call it a kaiser blade, mmmhmm

1Eternallylost

40 points

2 months ago

naw, that's a roll

GhostTiger

7 points

2 months ago

Precisely what Mr Soze wants us to believe!

DaoMuShin

7 points

2 months ago

i'd prefer me some of them french fried taters ifn you don't mind...

badgerinthegarage

2 points

2 months ago

Er some biscuits and mustard

le3bl

10 points

2 months ago

le3bl

10 points

2 months ago

Ye I reckon.

TheNoobsauce1337

30 points

2 months ago

Like to watch me that trilogy wissum biscuits 'n' mustard, mmmhmmm...

I_kickflipped_my_dog

11 points

2 months ago

*french fried taters with some mustard

Mhmmmmm

LMac8806

9 points

2 months ago

I mean, have you watched the movie? He literally mentions mustard and biscuits.

Gremlin_of_Doom

7 points

2 months ago

What did you kill Jesse for? What did you kill Jesse for?

Yurf_Rendenmein

9 points

2 months ago

They turned me a loose from the nervous hospital.

nexguy

14 points

2 months ago

nexguy

14 points

2 months ago

I like-a-way you talk

canonanon

9 points

2 months ago

There ain't no gas in it

shadow_fox09

4 points

2 months ago

I’ll take the potatoes… the big ones… mhm

Faceinthawind

3 points

2 months ago

Those people know kaiser sosay

gabbagool3

3 points

2 months ago

kinda like a bananer

Barricore

2 points

2 months ago

As in Ultralisk?

Timmy12er

144 points

2 months ago

Timmy12er

144 points

2 months ago

How much you want for them French-fried potaters?

banjer

11 points

2 months ago

banjer

11 points

2 months ago

I’ll take the big’uns

reverberation31

5 points

2 months ago

One of em says something bout the water being cold, the other one says something about it being deep….get it?

Averyhairybeanbag

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, reckon one ol boy was from Arkansas

roroboat33

8 points

2 months ago

NO you don't Oprah

postysclerosis

13 points

2 months ago

I’ll pay in mustard.

BroccoliBoyyo

3 points

2 months ago

No you don’t Oprah

franzyfunny

2 points

2 months ago

"No thanks, Oprah!"

Fraktal55

31 points

2 months ago

Love them french fried potayters. Mmhmmm.

SpiteAspect

14 points

2 months ago

I reckon

BillHillyTN420

8 points

2 months ago

I like the way you talk

glyha

14 points

2 months ago

glyha

14 points

2 months ago

No you don’t, Oprah!

fox_ontherun

1 points

2 months ago

No you don't, Oprah

kneel_yung

6 points

2 months ago

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived

Devour_The_Galaxy

3 points

2 months ago

I was lookin at porn and eatin a can of breakfast

modernmartialartist

6 points

2 months ago

Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill....mmmhmmm.

Freddy_Vorhees

3 points

2 months ago

You ought not talk like ‘at you just a little boy

Bribase

2 points

2 months ago

C-Beams off the shoulder of Orion. Mmmmhmmm

One_Hundred_X

3 points

2 months ago

Some muthafuckas always trying to skate uphill

prob_wont_respond

3 points

2 months ago

Shouldntadunthat

4skinphenom69

3 points

2 months ago

Salmon_Of_Iniquity

2 points

2 months ago

eeeeheh. I caught that reference

I_Am_Jobber

2 points

2 months ago*

You oughta not talk that way yer just a boy mmhmm

limeindacoke

2 points

2 months ago

Mmmmmmm

speaknowords

2 points

2 months ago

It ain’t got no gas in it

cephal0poid

2 points

2 months ago

Once there was this girl who

Dr_Feelgoof

2 points

2 months ago

Whad ye kill Jesse fer?

cantfindauniquename2

2 points

2 months ago

Just laughed out loud. Those 5 letters made such a distinct noise in my head

blaarrggh

2 points

2 months ago

Not me laughing at 2:30AM and trying not to wake up my husband.

_rfc-2549_

2 points

2 months ago

queernhighonblugrass

2 points

2 months ago

You's just a boy

UIUC_grad_dude1

2 points

2 months ago

Mmhmmmm is my exact thought as well, lol.

aroneox

2 points

2 months ago

All them things I seen… like biscuits drowned in mustard. Time to die, I reckon.

Garfield-1-23-23

3 points

2 months ago

Some people call it a Kaiser Runner

neurot1c

330 points

2 months ago

neurot1c

330 points

2 months ago

About 10 years ago I heard about Blade Runner being a great movie so I downloaded it. Turns out I downloaded Sling Blade instead. Not what I was expecting at all but I kept watching to see how things would change into this high pace action packed dystopian future. It obviously didn't and continued with Billy Bob going "mhmmmm" a bunch. Not a bad movie but I always laugh at that mix up.

abagofdicks

61 points

2 months ago

Sling Blade and Blade Runner could easily be in the same universe.

Gremlin_of_Doom

14 points

2 months ago

Mmmhmm

AbrahamLemon

2 points

2 months ago

They are...

BoofinBart

33 points

2 months ago

I’m picturing you sitting there, patiently waiting for Billy Bob Thornton to fuck off and Wesley Snipes to come in chopping vampire heads….but it….just….never….comes.

61661ty60661ty6006

26 points

2 months ago

That is also not Blade Runner lmao, that's Blade.

Dr_Insano_MD

14 points

2 months ago

Meh. Same trilogy.

Thirteenpointeight

5 points

2 months ago

Can't believe he mixed up a vampire hunting movie with the story of a young Afghani boy living through the fall of communism.

Jay_Louis

5 points

2 months ago

Is that the one with Jon Heder on ice skates?

JKSwift

6 points

2 months ago

Some motherfucker's always tryna impersonate Forrest Gump.

kanyeguisada

6 points

2 months ago

My mom saw me and my brother watching Blue Velvet and was like "what the hell is this?" and when when told her the name a lightbulb went off in her head and she lol'd. She remembered her coworker telling her about how she thought she was going to watch National Velvet" with her grandkids and it was *Blue Velvet instead and weird and the story didn't connect for my mom until she saw how weird Blue Velvet actually was. And she didn't even make it to the "What are you fucking looking at! Baby wants to fuck!" scene.

ncnotebook

1 points

2 months ago

Mommy.

Jay_Louis

1 points

2 months ago

Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Surefif

7 points

2 months ago

For the longest time I confused Blade Runner and Cool Runnings....I hadn't seen either and bobsleds run on blades so in my head that was Blade Runner.

I found out I was wrong one night when someone was trying to remember the name of the movie about the Jamaican bobsled team and I confidently said "Blade Runner!" and everyone wtf'ed

dskoziol

3 points

2 months ago

The Running trilogy:

Blade Runner

Cool Runnings

The Running Man

thatawesomedude

3 points

2 months ago

Growing up when DVDs where just starting to overtake VHS, my parents bought a high-end DVD/CD player that could hold 6 disks and cycle between them. It would never work right and would often play a different disc than the one you had selected. I remember we rented Men in Black from Blockbuster because I had never seen it, and I popped it in, but it switched to a DVD of a Pink Floyd concert. I must have watched 20 minutes of it, fully expecting aliens to attack the band or something when my mom walked in and realized what had happened and switched it to the right disc for me. It made a lot more sense when it was Will Smith on the menu screen instead of some soundboard guy.

EB8Jg4DNZ8ami757

3 points

2 months ago

high pace action packed dystopian future.

Even the actual Blade Runner isn't this.

drebin8

2 points

2 months ago

Back in the days of limewire I tried to find the Vin Diesel movie, xxx. Apparently my singular keyword wasn't quite enough to narrow it down...

nicklebackstreetboys

2 points

2 months ago

One time I accidentally watched Leaving Las Vegas instead of Honeymoon in Vegas, and watched the whole thing waiting for Nic Cage to jump out of the airplane dressed as Elvis. Definitely not as fun of an afternoon as I’d hoped for.

Qubeye

2 points

2 months ago

Qubeye

2 points

2 months ago

My buddy did that with Split.

The funniest part is that both movies are "Split (2016)".

Mr_Caterpillar

2 points

2 months ago

My dad always recorded movies onto blank vhs and fit about 3 movies a tape. My brother and I watched Conan the Destroyer thinking it was Ghostbusters.

Never questioned it.

Februare

2 points

2 months ago

this made my fucking night dudeA lmfao i’m dying 😭

“kept watching to see how things would change - they obviously didn’t “😩

ufoicu2

1 points

2 months ago

Back when cop & 1/2 was in theaters I went to watch it with a friend. About 10-20 minutes in we left to get popcorn and snacks and wandered back into the wrong theater room and watched the entirety of a completely forgettable 90’s rom com called born yesterday and spent the whole hour confused as hell wondering where Burt Reynolds and the little kid went. I wasn’t the smartest 12 year old.

Jay_Louis

3 points

2 months ago

I'm still pissed that in 1987 when my entire high school went to see Eddie Murphy's "Raw" on the Friday night it came out, our plan to buy a ticket to a PG movie and then sneak into the R movie, that had always worked before, was foiled when the damn movie theater placed a second usher checking tickets by the Raw theater entrance. My buddies and I had to angrily sit through "Overboard" while we heard the theater next to us roaring with laughter through the walls.

Mootux

1 points

2 months ago

Mootux

1 points

2 months ago

"it ain't got no gas in it"

dudemann

1 points

2 months ago

I did that with a bunch of music and The Office. The music results were hit and miss, some awful and some ear opening, and it took watching the credits of a movie I knew I'd heard them in to figure out I had downloaded Sneaker Pimps mislabeled as Nine Inch Nails. With The Office, I kept waiting for a Steve Carell appearance but he didn't show up for a few years... since it was like 2004 when I read about this cool new show and looked it up, and the US version started a year later.

uReallyShouldTrustMe

1 points

2 months ago

Movie mixups are the best. It’s like when they played a movie in a log distance bus (eta pre personal devices) and I missed the title. My bro kept telling me it waS a great movie with a dog, so I kept waiting out this romantic story to see some dog movie. Not sure what my bro thought it was but, it was the Notebook. No dogs whatsoever.

BarioMattle

1 points

2 months ago

Is this a copypasta ? Because I swear to god I've read this exact comment before I just don't remember when.

DeadUsernamee

1 points

2 months ago

I was in a movie club over the pandemic. We would pick a film to watch during the week and then discuss on Sunday over zoom. This particular week the movie was "Shampoo" and one of the participants showed up fully prepared to talk about John Travolta's drag in "Hairspray". The funniest part, we were about 15 mins deep before he realized he watched the wrong film. I still get a full belly laugh when i think about it.

Drunken_Ogre

1 points

2 months ago

For some reason, back in the day, I thought Rain Man was a comedy. That's a great movie. Just not a good movie to watch when you're in the mood for a comedy.

DNDuluth

141 points

2 months ago

DNDuluth

141 points

2 months ago

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: motherfuckas always trying to ice skate up hill mmmm-hm"

jtr99

5 points

2 months ago

jtr99

5 points

2 months ago

I would pay top dollar to see this movie.

Wynter_born

2 points

2 months ago

"All lost, mm-hmm. Like tears in dem mustard and biscuits. Time to die. Motherfucka."

OtterChainGang

1 points

2 months ago

Underrated

[deleted]

153 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

153 points

2 months ago

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BigUptokes

14 points

2 months ago

That's a lot of motherfuckers trying to ice skate uphill...

onewilybobkat

6 points

2 months ago

2,043. They did that lame thing that operating systems do and skipped a number. Then they did the "Screw numbers, add more words to the title" and by the time they were done with that, they forgot which number they were on and just guessed.

huskersax

32 points

2 months ago

My favorite part is finding out that Wesley Snipes was a robot the whole time.

Akiro_orikA

14 points

2 months ago

Or that part where Harrison Ford was secretly a vampire.

Trainwreck800

5 points

2 months ago

That dude in the hairpiece the whole time? That was Bruce Willis the whole movie!

blargablargh

3 points

2 months ago

I finally understand the ending of the Sixth Sense. Those were the names of the people who worked on the movie!

halloumisalami

2 points

2 months ago

That’s not the twist

jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

2 points

2 months ago

And loved the French fried potaters

sfeppam

7 points

2 months ago

Blades of Glory And its prequel: Glory

nightstalker30

14 points

2 months ago

Where’s Blades of Glory?

Old_Punk_Dad

5 points

2 months ago

That one's a spin-off.

Luchadorgreen

5 points

2 months ago

Lmao

mikeyj777

4 points

2 months ago

Blade 2: electric boogalo.

WonderLady73

7 points

2 months ago

Blade. Blade Runner. Blade 3.

makemeking706

7 points

2 months ago

Blade 3? Blade 3 makes Blade 1 look like Blade 2.

WonderLady73

2 points

2 months ago

Bahahaha. Whatever, not true!

Ask_if_im_an_alien

2 points

2 months ago

Blade 3 is one of the best movies ever made because it includes the most epic insult I've ever heard.... cock juggling thunder cunt. That shit is amazing.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Blade 2 is my favorite Blade, but I acknowledge Blade 1 is better. 3 is hot dookie

zamfire

1 points

2 months ago

All of these blade movies are making my head spin, like a bayblade

Hmccormack

3 points

2 months ago

I just pictured Billy Bob in Sling blade getting the replicant baseline test in Blade Runner. I would pay good money to see that.

DareMoist

3 points

2 months ago

Isn't sling blade the first part?

I_BM

1 points

2 months ago

I_BM

1 points

2 months ago

Depends on what order you watch them in.

Bleejis_Krilbin

2 points

2 months ago

French fried taters

barry_mckakinerrr

2 points

2 months ago

Blades of Glory?

LilFunyunz

2 points

2 months ago

I know what's wrong widdit ...it ain't got no teeth in it

abagofdicks

2 points

2 months ago

Billy Bob’s monologue at the beginning is a masterpiece

Carrollmusician

2 points

2 months ago

Ya shouldn’t have done that. He was jurst a boy.

Malt___Disney

2 points

2 months ago

I reckon

Villain_of_Brandon

2 points

2 months ago

The story is hard to follow, but if you do a bit of extra reading, in particular Bladesmithing: 8-IN-1 Bladesmithing Compendium it's a lot easier to follow

Devi1_May_Cry

2 points

2 months ago

Blade

Sling Blade

Blade Runner

Some motherfuckers are always trying to dream of electric sheep, mmhm.

blargiman

2 points

2 months ago

I prefer the "Man" series.

Superman

Birdman

Lawnmowerman

DeckerR

2 points

2 months ago

French fried taters

komododave17

2 points

2 months ago

What about the Guardians trilogy?

The Guardian

Rise of the Guardians

Guardians of the Galaxy

TeaTimeSubcommittee

6 points

2 months ago

What about the Nemo trilogy:

Captain Nemo and the underwater city

Little Nemo in slumberland

Finding Nemo.

PallBear

2 points

2 months ago

Friday

Friday the 13th

Next Friday

Friday After Next

Jason Takes Manhattan

Nightmare on Elm Street

Freddy's Dead

Freddy got Fingered

Freddy vs. Jason

Ronald_Deuce

1 points

2 months ago

Upvoted for Fucking Blade Runner.

abagofdicks

6 points

2 months ago

I’d say Sling Blade is better actually

CaptainKate757

3 points

2 months ago

Sling Blade is an excellent movie. Great piece of storytelling.

7ur7l3_H3rm17

1 points

2 months ago

Bruh what I hate this Why are you like this

offsiteguy

1 points

2 months ago

Also the Blade Trilogy is a guilty pleasure.

galatea_brunhild

1 points

2 months ago

Hol up

JCMillner

1 points

2 months ago

Oh bra... yes this

understater

1 points

2 months ago

Blade Laser Blazer

I_have_a_zoo

1 points

2 months ago

I laughed way to hard at this. 😂

AustinLurkerDude

1 points

2 months ago

How do you think we fund this little operation? We're not exactly the March of Dimes.

XIGWarMongerIX

1 points

2 months ago

Predator

Stonk_Cousteau

1 points

2 months ago

Like this list, but probably go with: Blade 2, Sling Blade, Blade Runner 2049

ddoogiehowitzerr

1 points

2 months ago

You win

sstair

1 points

2 months ago

sstair

1 points

2 months ago

There was a massive tonal shift between each pair of films.

4355525

1 points

2 months ago

Some motherfuckers always tryin to skate uphill

DraculaPoob01

1 points

2 months ago

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill

But for a breath of a fresh kill

And

Never mind the man who contemplates

Doin’ away with license plates

He stands alone, anyhow

Baking the cookies of discontent

By the heat of the laundromat vent

Leaving his soul …

  then, like in poetry

  I go dot dot dot

  You know, kinda off center, then I

       drop down, then I go …

Leavin’ his soul, partin’ the waters

of the medula oblongata

of

Mankind

GritCato

1 points

2 months ago

This comment wins the internet today!

AshleySchaefferWoo

1 points

2 months ago

I legitimately can’t even read the title Sling Blade and not audibly impersonate him.

IndividualAd2789

1 points

2 months ago

It ain't got no gas

Redbone2222

1 points

2 months ago

Trying to be creative by not adding star wars or lotr to this list...

2fly2hide

1 points

2 months ago

Blades of Glory is the fourth film.

Indigoh

1 points

2 months ago

And its spinoff: Blades of Glory

Alundil

1 points

2 months ago

Lol

cantfindmykeys

1 points

2 months ago

If I had gold to give.....

arghkennett

1 points

2 months ago

Blades of Glory

Davidhate

1 points

2 months ago

No blades of glory?

CliffordTheDragon

1 points

2 months ago

Blades of glory

king_ugly00

1 points

2 months ago

It's blade runner, legend and 2049 for the trilogy

SwingNinja

1 points

2 months ago

They made the fourth one, "Blades of Glory". So, it's not a trilogy.

Guergy

1 points

2 months ago

Guergy

1 points

2 months ago

I really love Blade.

SwissMiss90

1 points

2 months ago

Has anyone else noticed that sling blade isn’t streaming on any service? I mean you can’t even rent/buy it on Amazon, like it’s not available to watch online at all, what’s the deal with that?

whiterthantofu

1 points

2 months ago

Missing Blades of Glory, the spin-off

CresWaven

1 points

2 months ago

cough Blade 2 is better than Blade 1 cough

geeky_username

1 points

2 months ago

One of my favorite memories is going to see BladeRunner 2049 and at the end my wife asked where Westley Snipes' character was.

I've never laughed so hard

Bodder_

1 points

2 months ago

Based trilogy

KAG25

1 points

2 months ago

KAG25

1 points

2 months ago

Blades of glory

KrisG1887

1 points

2 months ago

Schrodinger's Blade

BigD_277

1 points

2 months ago

You forgot Blades of Glory

bestoboy

1 points

2 months ago

I will stand for this erasure of Triple H and his vampire pomeranian

Tyflowshun

1 points

2 months ago

While you were waring with the cosmos, I was studying the blade.

CanYouGuessWhoIAm

1 points

2 months ago

Down (2001)

Sideways (2004)

Up (2009)

Starts out shitty but it really picks up by the end.

TezzaMcJ

1 points

2 months ago

What are you an idiot? OP clearly said trilogies! This is a quadrilogy, you forgot the prequel, Blades of Glory. Its really mandatory viewing because you learn the tragic backstory of the main character, Sonya Blade

MyOtherCarIsAHippo

1 points

2 months ago

He shouldna done that, he's just a boy.

RapperKid31

1 points

2 months ago

It ain't got no gas it

Patient_Bandicoot

1 points

2 months ago

I guess that makes you funny ha-ha

ThaiJohnnyDepp

1 points

2 months ago

Has me in the first third, NGL

vin_unleaded

1 points

2 months ago

I disagree you cock juggling thundercunt!

dchallenge

1 points

2 months ago

Mmhmm, like tears in rain.

Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

1 points

2 months ago

Some people call it a Replicant I call it a Skinjob. MMM-hmm.

Jwelch59

1 points

2 months ago

Doesn’t count. There was a 4th. Blades of Glory.

timecamper

1 points

2 months ago

I watched all three of them in all possible orders and i still have no fucking idea what's going on

ItsCowboyHeyHey

1 points

2 months ago

No Blades of Glory? How dare you.

thechase22

1 points

2 months ago

Bay blade

DuncanAndFriends

1 points

2 months ago

plum near cut his head in two

ThatHairyGingerGuy

1 points

2 months ago

Not as good as the Gun trilogy though.

The Guns of Navarone.
The Naked Gun.
Top Gun.

n00baroth

1 points

2 months ago

It's a pity they never actually made a blade 3, otherwise it'd probably be in my top trilogy of trilogies. Blade 2 is stylish AF.

Veinsteiger

1 points

2 months ago

Mmmmmmm mustard

Aaylien

1 points

2 months ago

They made a 4th! Blades of glory

mrwellfed

1 points

2 months ago

Angry upvote

hyperfat

1 points

2 months ago

I like the cut of your jib

bpdmeatbag

1 points

2 months ago

Not funny haha. Funny queer.

RedsInABox

1 points

2 months ago

It ain't got no gaaaayuuus in it.

inthrees

1 points

2 months ago

Mad TV did this back in the 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krc7AOzxPRE

Amaculatum

1 points

2 months ago

I was disappointed when I saw blade runner because I was expecting a dystopian future Highlander vs Robots movie. Literally not a single sword in the whole movie, just guns.

blabladook

1 points

2 months ago

Just gonna ignore Blades of Glory as if it didn't exist?

NecroJoe

1 points

2 months ago

Evil Dead

Dead Like Me

Me, Myself and Irene

Waythorwa

1 points

2 months ago

No blades of glory??

Dansredditname

1 points

2 months ago

Good, but not as good as:

Legally Blonde

Atomic Blonde

Blonde (2022)

FreddyCupples

1 points

2 months ago

Or as I like to call them:

Blood

French Fried Taters

Noodles

_prestonb

1 points

2 months ago

Got a good chuckle out of me!