Some people call it a kaiser blade, mmmhmm

How much you want for them French-fried potaters?

Love them french fried potayters. Mmhmmm.

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived

Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill....mmmhmmm.

Some muthafuckas always trying to skate uphill

Shouldntadunthat

French fried potaters mmhmm

eeeeheh. I caught that reference

You oughta not talk that way yer just a boy mmhmm

Mmmmmmm

It ain’t got no gas in it

Once there was this girl who

Whad ye kill Jesse fer?

Just laughed out loud. Those 5 letters made such a distinct noise in my head

Not me laughing at 2:30AM and trying not to wake up my husband.

/r/commentsyoucanhear

You's just a boy

Mmhmmmm is my exact thought as well, lol.

All them things I seen… like biscuits drowned in mustard. Time to die, I reckon.

Some people call it a Kaiser Runner

Sling Blade and Blade Runner could easily be in the same universe.

I’m picturing you sitting there, patiently waiting for Billy Bob Thornton to fuck off and Wesley Snipes to come in chopping vampire heads….but it….just….never….comes.

My mom saw me and my brother watching Blue Velvet and was like "what the hell is this?" and when when told her the name a lightbulb went off in her head and she lol'd. She remembered her coworker telling her about how she thought she was going to watch National Velvet" with her grandkids and it was *Blue Velvet instead and weird and the story didn't connect for my mom until she saw how weird Blue Velvet actually was. And she didn't even make it to the "What are you fucking looking at! Baby wants to fuck!" scene.

For the longest time I confused Blade Runner and Cool Runnings....I hadn't seen either and bobsleds run on blades so in my head that was Blade Runner.

I found out I was wrong one night when someone was trying to remember the name of the movie about the Jamaican bobsled team and I confidently said "Blade Runner!" and everyone wtf'ed

Growing up when DVDs where just starting to overtake VHS, my parents bought a high-end DVD/CD player that could hold 6 disks and cycle between them. It would never work right and would often play a different disc than the one you had selected. I remember we rented Men in Black from Blockbuster because I had never seen it, and I popped it in, but it switched to a DVD of a Pink Floyd concert. I must have watched 20 minutes of it, fully expecting aliens to attack the band or something when my mom walked in and realized what had happened and switched it to the right disc for me. It made a lot more sense when it was Will Smith on the menu screen instead of some soundboard guy.

high pace action packed dystopian future.

Even the actual Blade Runner isn't this.

Back in the days of limewire I tried to find the Vin Diesel movie, xxx. Apparently my singular keyword wasn't quite enough to narrow it down...

One time I accidentally watched Leaving Las Vegas instead of Honeymoon in Vegas, and watched the whole thing waiting for Nic Cage to jump out of the airplane dressed as Elvis. Definitely not as fun of an afternoon as I’d hoped for.

My buddy did that with Split.

The funniest part is that both movies are "Split (2016)".

My dad always recorded movies onto blank vhs and fit about 3 movies a tape. My brother and I watched Conan the Destroyer thinking it was Ghostbusters.

Never questioned it.

this made my fucking night dudeA lmfao i’m dying 😭

“kept watching to see how things would change - they obviously didn’t “😩

Back when cop & 1/2 was in theaters I went to watch it with a friend. About 10-20 minutes in we left to get popcorn and snacks and wandered back into the wrong theater room and watched the entirety of a completely forgettable 90’s rom com called born yesterday and spent the whole hour confused as hell wondering where Burt Reynolds and the little kid went. I wasn’t the smartest 12 year old.

"it ain't got no gas in it"

I did that with a bunch of music and The Office. The music results were hit and miss, some awful and some ear opening, and it took watching the credits of a movie I knew I'd heard them in to figure out I had downloaded Sneaker Pimps mislabeled as Nine Inch Nails. With The Office, I kept waiting for a Steve Carell appearance but he didn't show up for a few years... since it was like 2004 when I read about this cool new show and looked it up, and the US version started a year later.

Movie mixups are the best. It’s like when they played a movie in a log distance bus (eta pre personal devices) and I missed the title. My bro kept telling me it waS a great movie with a dog, so I kept waiting out this romantic story to see some dog movie. Not sure what my bro thought it was but, it was the Notebook. No dogs whatsoever.

Is this a copypasta ? Because I swear to god I've read this exact comment before I just don't remember when.

I was in a movie club over the pandemic. We would pick a film to watch during the week and then discuss on Sunday over zoom. This particular week the movie was "Shampoo" and one of the participants showed up fully prepared to talk about John Travolta's drag in "Hairspray". The funniest part, we were about 15 mins deep before he realized he watched the wrong film. I still get a full belly laugh when i think about it.

For some reason, back in the day, I thought Rain Man was a comedy. That's a great movie. Just not a good movie to watch when you're in the mood for a comedy.

I would pay top dollar to see this movie.

"All lost, mm-hmm. Like tears in dem mustard and biscuits. Time to die. Motherfucka."

Underrated

That's a lot of motherfuckers trying to ice skate uphill...

2,043. They did that lame thing that operating systems do and skipped a number. Then they did the "Screw numbers, add more words to the title" and by the time they were done with that, they forgot which number they were on and just guessed.

Or that part where Harrison Ford was secretly a vampire.

That dude in the hairpiece the whole time? That was Bruce Willis the whole movie!

And loved the French fried potaters

That one's a spin-off.

Blade 3? Blade 3 makes Blade 1 look like Blade 2.

Blade 2 is my favorite Blade, but I acknowledge Blade 1 is better. 3 is hot dookie

All of these blade movies are making my head spin, like a bayblade

Depends on what order you watch them in.

What about the Nemo trilogy:

Captain Nemo and the underwater city

Little Nemo in slumberland

Finding Nemo.

I’d say Sling Blade is better actually