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[deleted]

20 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

20 points

2 months ago

<shoots King Arthur's sword in half>
“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”

venom8599

13 points

2 months ago

Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me...

SAGNUTZ

6 points

2 months ago

The way he says "even touches me" with so much disgust is funny every time