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Imagine a world where we all know where our towel is.
We'd all be hoopy froods
There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
Well he wouldn't be a frood if he didn't. You can't be really, amazingly together if you don't know where your towel is. Maybe you could be froopy... If you're otherwise cool and well-together.
Any good religion is not about *what* you believe, it's about finding your own inner hoopy frood.
Hey are you implying that I am both not cool and not amazingly well together? Because I take offense to that my good sir or madam.
Everyone has an inner hoopy frood. We just have to find our towel and realize it was there the whole time.
An alien can dream
You know what happens when you don't know where your towel is? You get out of the shower to discover you forgot where it was and then you have to traipse all over the house getting water everywhere.
This happened to me a couple days ago and I'm still mad about it. Remembering your towel is no joke, kids.
Of course it isn't; a towel is the most massively useful thing and interstellar traveller can have.