Kissmytitaniumass

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Kissmytitaniumass

7 points

3 hours ago

Kissmytitaniumass

7 points

3 hours ago

Imagine being that brave Ukrainian dude, shouldering your old ass Carl Gustav, staring down a T-90. Probably thought “fuck it, might as well get a shot off before I die”. Then the T-90 blows sky high and he’s just sitting there like, “Fuck me that worked?”

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Kissmytitaniumass

14 points

2 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

14 points

2 days ago

My wife is a veterinarian, I told her this story and she laughed for 3 straight minutes.

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Kissmytitaniumass

159 points

2 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

159 points

2 days ago

Or that douche out in KY who bought all the hand sanitizer for three counties and tried to bill himself as a “Small Businessman” trying to resell it at a markup

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Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

4 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

4 days ago

And Band of Brothers

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Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

4 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

4 days ago

One drunken barracks fight, another guy got drunk in the barracks and cut loose with a fire extinguisher.

I had a guy who tried to use a whizzinator (a device that can help you cheat on a urinalysis), but he deserved what he got.

EDIT: I also had a SFC who was trying to bang junior enlisted, and when his wife found out he beat the shit out of her, but fuck that guy I’m glad he got kicked out(I heard he went to prison as well but I had PCS’d by then so that’s secondhand info)

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Kissmytitaniumass

10 points

4 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

10 points

4 days ago

Former Officer here, this is correct. There is also the mentality of “once guilty, always guilty”. If Soldiers screw up even once a lot of leadership writes them off permanently.

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Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

4 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

4 days ago

The jag guy is a Russian troll, he’s all over any pro-Ukrainian thread spouting BS

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Kissmytitaniumass

6 points

5 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

6 points

5 days ago

Scrolled for a minute to find another vet. Mine was an EFP on Tampa north of Baghdad, went off right in front of my truck, one or two seconds later and it would have blown my balls through the top of my head. Glad you made it

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Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

5 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

5 days ago

Don’t waste your time with this guy. He’s been all over Reddit the past few days, vacillating between professing to be an isolationist and a straight out Putin fanboy. My theory is that he’s a Russian troll, or at the least a massive asshole

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Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

5 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

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5 days ago

Before I had kids I would absolutely judge the shit out of people who had their kids on leashes.

After I had kids? Look I won’t put one on my kids, but I also won’t bat an eye if you put one on yours.

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Kissmytitaniumass

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6 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

6 days ago

This guy’s comments brought to you by Russian propaganda everyone!

Serious question, are you a Russian troll, or are you one of those people who think that the billions of dollars sent to Ukraine would have been “spent here” if not for the war?

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Kissmytitaniumass

8 points

6 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

8 points

6 days ago

I’d argue that helping Ukraine defend itself isn’t exactly “meddling” more than “helping a democracy defend itself from naked aggression”.

And since most of the civilized world is helping Ukraine, I’d say we’re in the right on this one.

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Kissmytitaniumass

9 points

6 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

9 points

6 days ago

Give the genocidal dictator what he wants. Brilliant, your grandfather would be proud of you.

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Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

6 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

6 days ago

In what universe is an upgraded T-72 (which is the best the Russians can field) considered a “modern tank”? Never mind the fact that the “best” Russian tanks are already turretless burned out husks at this point.

M1s and Bradleys were literally designed to destroy Russian tanks. Take a look at the Battle of 73 Easting if there’s any doubt in your mind.

Also, just a last bit of info gained from first hand experience, M1s and Bradleys are super good at killing insurgents, when said insurgents are dumb enough to engage them.

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Kissmytitaniumass

81 points

7 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

81 points

7 days ago

I really hate the beggars who have the nerve to take over my favorite storefront and make delicious pizza. Without fail they have the audacity to ask for money in return.

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Kissmytitaniumass

18 points

7 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

18 points

7 days ago

“I did not know that! And I served her up like a pudding….”

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1 points

7 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

7 days ago

Thank God I’m not alone. My family jokes about how I navigate by restaurant. I can get you around Tacoma Wa without using street names

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1 points

7 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

7 days ago

I would love to see what she’s done with it

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Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

10 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

10 days ago

I walk my dogs at night with my AirPods on, I’ll only pause them (not remove them) if I run into a neighbor and they start talking to me, otherwise it’s a nod/wave and I’m walking. This is the only quiet time I get all day and I want to listen to my podcasts.

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Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

11 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

11 days ago

“You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.” Lots of 2A folks like to quote this, but the person they try to attribute it to (Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto) almost certainly never said it

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12 days ago

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12 days ago

Also in the movie, the video from the ship itself. Some super fucked up stuff going on there

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12 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

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12 days ago

That’s not an irrational fear

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12 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

12 days ago

THIS. My mom and I watched this when I was WAY too young. I still don’t like driving in the country at night.

Though, looking back on it, the scene where he’s in the alien spaceship was pretty well done.

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Kissmytitaniumass

2 points

12 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

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12 days ago

There was one episode where Scully and Mulder were investigating this family of inbred hillbillies. The hillbillies break into the sheriffs house and beat him to death while his wife watches from under the bed, that shit it still rattling around in my brain.

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12 days ago

Kissmytitaniumass

1 points

12 days ago

That or Animal.

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