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I support this possibly stupid question.

Thanks for the warning u/helpilostmypants

I have em... They don't help when the water is above your knees.

That's a really good idea actually, thank you! I never thought of that.

There are tons of trees around my house, and I live at the end of a cul-de-sac with a single drain right in front of my house... I've been clearing the leaves out of the drain every time I walk outside but today I came back from work to a small lake creeping up my driveway. Had to wade through it with a rake to clear out all the leaves and let it drain...

Last time we had heavy rains it flooded most of the way up the driveway and almost into the garage. I really don't wanna deal with that again. Couldn't mother nature have waited for the leaves to fall before taking a giant piss on us?

Edit: or my neighbors could maybe y'know... Clear the drain when they see it clogging up? But it's not their house that would flood so /shrugs

Stupid Jew.

I might have gotten a little dairy-d away ok now I'm really done.

I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda. Ok I'm done.

What do you call it when cheese has to poop? Fondue-doo. I can't stop now.

Sorry, I find puns too cheesy, mostly briecause im not gouda at them. (I have a million of these I'm sorry.)

Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.

Some people prefer milk after it's been churned. I guess they find it butter that way.

That's why monopolies suck. If his customers drop him they're also losing money.

From the sound of it nobody can get ahold of the milk supplier at all. The article mentioned that it took 8-10 phone calls to even get someone from the supplier on the line after the delivery failed to show up, and then the person from the supplier company basically said they were short-staffed and hung up on the caller when they tried to ask why there hadn't been any communication about it.

The supplier has a monopoly in the area and can basically do whatever they like with no consequences.

Wait... What is Skytube? I tried to look it up and found nothing relevant except figurines of the characters... Now I'm curious, where can I read or watch this?

Also the pink one looks like she's about to do a 180 waist twist and grab Blue Hair by the dong... Violently.

Heh I've been using Huawei phones for a long time, just switched to OnePlus (which isn't much better.) Probably a me problem then.

Man I could use a good massage...

Hm... The last time I used an emulator may have been on one of my older phones, now that I think of it. I got this one specifically because my last one couldn't handle Legends of Runeterra. My PC is pretty decent though and still has minor lag... Maybe it's the emulator I was using? I think it was My boy or something similar.

A OnePlus Nord N200 5G. 4G ram, 8 core processor. Not amazing, but not terrible.

None of my phones have ever been able to run a GBA emulator at full speed... Not that I buy terrible (or amazing) phones, but something about emulators causes an FPS drop no matter how good the phone I'm using is. Even on my pc it happens, though not nearly as bad.

Why is it concerning? The older pokemon games were slower, and on a phone emulator the inevitable lag makes it even slower. I always play at least at 2x speed just to make it bearable; spending over a minute on a single wild poke battle because it takes 45 seconds for the attack animation to play and 20 seconds for the enemies health bar to drain is excruciating.

I'm a bit confused about what you mean here but to clarify one point, if you level your 20% more gem to 30% and the other 30% gem stays the same, the damage calculation would change from (100 x 1.2 x 1.3 = 156) to (100 x 1.3 x 1.3 = 169) yes? So still a significant damage boost, even if it's not an additional multiplicative 10%

Say you have 40% increased damage and 30% increased damage. Now you have (100 + 40 + 30) = 170% damage. Now you get a 50% more damage and a 10% more damage modifier on top. Now your damage is ((100 + 40 + 30) x 1.5 x 1.1) = 280.5 damage.

All sources of increased damage modifiers are added together before the final calculation (100% is normal damage, five 10% increased damage multipliers would make it 150%)

All sources of more damage modifiers are added as separate multipliers at the end (five 10% more damage multipliers make it (100 x 1.1 x 1.1 x 1.1 x 1.1 x 1.1) = 161.)

This really matters when you have, for instance, +150% increased damage for 250% total, then since each of those x 1.1s is worth more than the last, they become significantly more valuable than the increased % modifiers (250% with five 10% more modifiers becomes 402% damage, but 250% + five 10% increased damage modifiers only equals 300%)

I hope this helps.

I think 'fuck' was the insult actually.