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we gave them square bale hay instead of round bales

Does the shape of the bale make a big difference if they're all the same hay?

extra sauce

Hello there

But that means I have to think! I'd much rather let strangers on the internet tell me what to do.

15 seconds to get to the bedroom, then 15 seconds to get back to the shower

The amount of credentials scattered around the office on sticky notes is astonishing

We should let ChatGPT pick

Can a DNA test differentiate whether OOP or OOP's father is the baby daddy? I only ask because they're somewhat genetically similar

yes, you won't get pregnant

But does it still fold?

Too bad people would then name their pokemon racial slurs or swear words or something

Sure Uncle Iroh

Yeah I plugged it in 🥵😏💦

Please drink verification can

All I see are asterisks, what's the difference between those 4 lines?

wag lang sa /r/relationships, paghihiwalayin lang sila doon

How dare you say that! I hope you get sodomized to death with a rusty corkscrew! ^{(not really)}

You are both the protagonist and antagonist of your own story

I followed the same instructions but now my dick is in the ceiling fan and won't come out. Any advice?

I think that's called outside

no OnlyFarms?

Parang may mali kung frame yung contact point mo sa bike

Mismo

Ala eh?

The bane of the neighbors' television sets